Yup, I'M BAAAAAAACK! After a very long hiatus (which I believe is a HI in Greek) I've decided to write a new blog entry. Your response my dear followers has been overwhelming. My phone has been flooded with tens of dozens of phone calls not related to this blog in any way, but the important thing is that I'm back. I probably won't write another one of these for another 2-3...months, so enjoy this one. So, Berto's life...LIGHTS! There is absolutely nothing interesting about my life at the moment, I'm still in NYC, I'm still unemployed, I'm still broke, I'm still a sarcastic bitch, I still adore chocolate, I still hate cats, I'm still a singer/actor...barely, I'm still not a morning person, I'm still extremely tall, I still sleep with socks on, I still despise Rachel Ray. Ok then, I think that sums it up. Oh, one more thing... Dear Facebook: NO, I don't care what my random Science project acquaintance from High School has to answer to the very important questions in life, like "Do you think Alberto Jose Fernandez is sexy? Would you sleep with Alberto Jose Fernandez?...Save your finger energy Mary and pull those knickers back up. The answer is NO...from my part, that way we can skip your answer, since it takes two to bang-0. Ok, I'm tired of trying to be witty and funny. Carry on with your lives, and sorry about the last 3 minutes. ESCA-LATER!
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